Illustrated by award-winning cartoonist Frank Boyle

Prone to cooing for hours over fluffy kittens and cute puppies? Consider yourself an animal lover?
Thinking of owning a pet? Fancy a career as a vet?

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT before you read Josh Artmeier’s hilarious and timely rant about the way humans think we are fond of animals.

Definitely not for the romantic – cats bite, defaecate, urinate and discharge their anal glands as defence/attack mechanisms, and they also scratch. Many cat lovers are simply delusional!

Doggy types who drool over their rare-breed pooches also get a grilling – every deviation from the body plan and psychology of the ancestral wolf brings its own set of problems.

The faint-of-heart had better stick with James Herriot.

Josh Artmeier is a lover of humans and animals and is a vet. He has worked from the south of England to the north of Scotland, as well as in Wales. A pen name has been used to protect the innocent . . . and the not-so innocent!

ISBN: 1 902831 48 9